Weirdest Hike Ever

It started with me hiking along some trail that felt like it was in NorCal. I was heading downhill, and I eventually came into a clearing, after passing by what looked like an Old Timey Wild West town. I ran up a hill with a bunch of planter boxes, which I lightly ran over the tops of like a ninja.

Then I saw a big black duck sliding itself along the ground on its belly with its legs bent funny. As it went along, it left a big black line of paint behind it, as it went towards another Wild West style town. Somehow I recognized this as an excellent way to get movie scripts, then started running back the way I came, passing by old people hiking, until I started getting dehydrated. I then woke up.