Weirdest Hike Ever

It started with me hiking along some trail that felt like it was in NorCal. I was heading downhill, and I eventually came into a clearing, after passing by what looked like an Old Timey Wild West town. I ran up a hill with a bunch of planter boxes, which I lightly ran over the tops of like a ninja.

Then I saw a big black duck sliding itself along the ground on its belly with its legs bent funny. As it went along, it left a big black line of paint behind it, as it went towards another Wild West style town. Somehow I recognized this as an excellent way to get movie scripts, then started running back the way I came, passing by old people hiking, until I started getting dehydrated. I then woke up.

???

I've forgotten some of this because I'm writing this down late, but I could hardly remember it all when I first woke up.

There was a lot of driving down the highway, sometimes on the wrong side of the street. I got to a convention hall, where I met up with my old high school choir, then my old Boy Scout troop and signed up with the Army from the 1920s. There were doughnuts and coffee involved somehow, and I was flirting with everyone.

Too close to reality

Had one of those dreams where I went through my morning routine, as if I was actually awake. Everything was there, in excruciating detail: the way I wake up, toss around a bit, then fall back asleep. It was so realistic, that when I actually did wake up, I was really confused and thought that I was maybe dreaming again.