I'm good at sports??

First one involved me going through multiple video games. Many of them were shooters like Goldeneye.

Second one I was playing soccer with a bunch of people from school. For no explainable reason. I was really good. I scored two goals and was able to do front flips.

A bit of a lot

First one I remember, I'm part of a family (not mine. The Simpsons, I believe) getting ready for a trip, when this guy that looks and talks like a mixture of Charles Manson and Alan Moore comes in and started harassing us.

Then It jumped to being in a car (with different people) and we were driving around. We passed by a KFC, and I made a joke about black people liking fried chicken.

Then it jumped to some Star Trek convention. Apparently we were all there (I was dressed as Kirk) to see a free screening of the new movie. Some guy explained the general plot, then began to teach us some of the Vulcan sign language.

Warcraft and School

First One:

All I remember is playing Warcraft III, except with Warcraft II graphics

Second One:

Another one that was kinda close to real life. I remember getting ready for school, except I was back home in Santa Rosa. There was some project that I needed to do for school, and I was running way behind. My cat had just rubbed up against me, so I was trying to get all her hair off of my clothes, when it suddenly started to get all tangled in my hair. Right before I woke up, I was trying to comb the cat hair out, when I noticed that I was about to be late to school.

More Clowning in The Office

The first one I don't really remember much, except it had to do with military stuff witha lot of enemies, which was probably influenced by playing so much Resident Evil 5 right before bed. haha.

The main one I don't remember much about either, except that it involved The Office, except there were clowns involved, and some kind of shrewd business deal that Oscar was working on.

Macbeth Continued

Went back to bed, and had another dream.

This one involved Macbeth again, but this time I think I was actually Macbeth. Most of it involved playing Street Fighter (some newer version. IV I think) for my life. I was Chun-Li, and the other guy (Macduff I'm guessing) was Zangief. We played very well and went down to the final seconds of the final round. I eventually lost, and my head was chopped off. Instead of blood and guts and whatnot, my head was revealed to be a giant head-shaped Cadbury Egg, which Lady Macbeth (played by my girlfriend), proceeded to carry around in her arms along what looked like The Great Wall of China

Lady Macbeth?

A weird start to the blog:

Started out with some random ones I can't quite remember. From what I can recall, it seemed to be some movie or video game based ones. I think I remember Resident Evil, something like Ferris Bueller's Day Off, and the diving competition sequence from Back To School, though I didn't get to do the Triple Lindy. There was also a sequence where I ran through a blue lit locker room where there were no real toilets, only drains, and shower heads were coming out of the lockers. Also, everything was covered in soap scum.

The main one was weird. I watched it from a third-person perspective, as if I was watching a play. My "character" reminded me of Lady Macbeth. Can't really explain why other than she/I was scheming something. Ha ha. Anyway, it ended with my twin and her son catching me, then putting me in an interesting guillotine contraption. They drew four cards, and it looked like depending on what the cards were, that determined at what angle they sliced my head off. I drew two aces, a square and a cone. I woke up before the blade dropped. Didn't wake up completely scared, but instead, a bit confused.

If anyone else is reading this, welcome.