A bit of a lot

First one I remember, I'm part of a family (not mine. The Simpsons, I believe) getting ready for a trip, when this guy that looks and talks like a mixture of Charles Manson and Alan Moore comes in and started harassing us.

Then It jumped to being in a car (with different people) and we were driving around. We passed by a KFC, and I made a joke about black people liking fried chicken.

Then it jumped to some Star Trek convention. Apparently we were all there (I was dressed as Kirk) to see a free screening of the new movie. Some guy explained the general plot, then began to teach us some of the Vulcan sign language.

Buyin Comics

For the majority of the dream, I was completely invisible, except for the purple and red crocs that I was wearing. So I took the crocs off, and went inside the nearest comic store and help myself to plenty of merchandise. Then as I was leaving, Darth Vader and The Emperor landed their TIE Fighter outside and started to walk in.

Costco Sells Lingerie?

For the most part, this one involved walking around some place that reminded me of Costco, and helping my girlfriend pick out new lingerie. They were mostly tasteful and good looking, except for a couple weird ones that had things like wings or intricate designs woven into them. Part way through, we ran into one of my classmates. I stepped away to look at something for a moment, and when I turned around, I saw him feel up my girlfriend, and it was obvious she did not like it. I charged over there, grabbed him by the throat and told him in a not to nice way that if he did it again or came anywhere near my girlfriend, I would kill him.

Then it kinda jumped to me and my girlfriend sitting on a beach cuddling while "Invincible" by Muse played.

Warcraft and School

First One:

All I remember is playing Warcraft III, except with Warcraft II graphics

Second One:

Another one that was kinda close to real life. I remember getting ready for school, except I was back home in Santa Rosa. There was some project that I needed to do for school, and I was running way behind. My cat had just rubbed up against me, so I was trying to get all her hair off of my clothes, when it suddenly started to get all tangled in my hair. Right before I woke up, I was trying to comb the cat hair out, when I noticed that I was about to be late to school.

Save the babies!

Can't remember much of it.

I do remember though that it had something to do with me trying to save a bunch of babies from some evil cats, before they could either eat them, or sell them off into slavery.

???

Punching Things is Fun

(Late Post)

Took place in some kind of lab or hospital to begin with. Was running around making deals and talking to people, and occasionally punching people in the face or punching computers. Then I walked through a door into a butcher shop, where I punched more things I think, then ran away from some people. (zombies)?

More Clowning in The Office

The first one I don't really remember much, except it had to do with military stuff witha lot of enemies, which was probably influenced by playing so much Resident Evil 5 right before bed. haha.

The main one I don't remember much about either, except that it involved The Office, except there were clowns involved, and some kind of shrewd business deal that Oscar was working on.

Weirdest Hike Ever

It started with me hiking along some trail that felt like it was in NorCal. I was heading downhill, and I eventually came into a clearing, after passing by what looked like an Old Timey Wild West town. I ran up a hill with a bunch of planter boxes, which I lightly ran over the tops of like a ninja.

Then I saw a big black duck sliding itself along the ground on its belly with its legs bent funny. As it went along, it left a big black line of paint behind it, as it went towards another Wild West style town. Somehow I recognized this as an excellent way to get movie scripts, then started running back the way I came, passing by old people hiking, until I started getting dehydrated. I then woke up.